A Wedding

Then get a can opener. Screw the fluff and let’s get the party started RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

We’ve planned out all you need to make it happen. It’s like a shotgun wedding, but no promiscuous baby has to be involved (unless you’re into that sort of thing, that’s okay too). Let us be your tastefully rapid budget party planners (the honeymoon is on you).   

Wanna prove your love?

So this person's it?