Shelflife Cannery is a lifestyle-cannery in Portland, Oregon, that takes everything you need for life's most important events (one night stands, pooping in the woods, birthday celebrations) and puts them in a can. So all the spontaneous thinkers, poor planners, and extreme preppers out there quite literally just need a can opener to live the dream.  Suitable for decoration, gifts, toys, or nuclear fallout shelters. All you have is all you need…100% planned and canned!