you’re suddenly in some hot person’s bathroom. You haven’t showered in five days, and your breath definitely smells like your garlic dinner.

 

This can go one of two ways. 1) Woah fireworks! You see this person frequently, and before you know it you’ll be needing ‘A Marriage’ in a can. OR you can be writing to Cosmo about the worst seggs story of your life, in hopes of making the next publication. You decide.